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Single Girl Rules #GoddessContest(6)
Author: Ivy Smoak

“Well you don’t look a day over 18,” said Justin.

“I know. Like I said – I was blessed with flawless skin. And my daily facials ensure it stays that way.”

Justin got closer to admire my skin. “Girl, you better spill the tea. What brand do you use? Neutrogena? Estee Lauder?” He shook his head. “Wait. Stop it. You use micro-needling, don’t you? I’ve been thinking about trying…”

“Boy, please. My facials are 100% au naturel.” I mimed jerking off a dick and having it explode all over my face.

Justin’s eyes got big. “For real?”

“Yup. One nice big cumshot once a day does the trick. Just make sure you let it sit for at least 15 minutes if you want to really reap the benefits.”

“You’re an inspiration.” And then his eyes rolled back and he passed out onto the bed.

I stared at the Odegaard employee who had helped him carry all my clothes up. “Is he okay?”

The guy sighed. “He’ll be fine. He does this all the time when he forgets to sleep.” He hauled Justin onto a luggage cart and started to wheel him out of the room.

“Wait,” I said. I pulled out a Grover Cleveland, planted a big lipstick kiss on it, and tucked it into Justin’s pocket. Then I waved him on his way.

“Was that a thousand-dollar bill?” asked Simon.

I laughed. “What else would I tip with? Wait…you’re right." I stared down at the boxes of pure perfection. Every garment was immaculate, but what really put it over the top were the matching shoes. Matching the outfits, that is. And sometimes matching each other. But there were also lots of asymmetrical shoes in the mix. “$1000 wasn’t enough. I should have given him a James Madison. Or a Salmon.” I nodded to myself. “Yeah, he deserves a Salmon.”

“You’re gonna give him a salmon?” asked Simon. “That seems like a downgrade from $1000. And is it gonna be whole? Or are we talking more of a fillet?”

“Not the fish, silly.”

He stared at me.

“You know. A Salmon. As in a Salmon P. Chase.”

“Is that a person? I’m so confused.”

“Uh, yes. He was only the most important, and dare I say most underrated, treasury secretary of all time. And he wasn’t a half-bad chief justice either. It took balls for him to join Justice Field’s dissenting opinion in The Butchers’ Benevolent Association of New Orleans v The Crescent City Live-Stock Landing and Slaughter-House Company.”

“I literally have no idea what you just said.”

“Ah, right. You probably know it as the Slaughter-House Cases.”

“Nope. Still completely lost.”

“Salmon P. Chase is the dude on the $10,000 bill,” said Ghostie.

“Gotcha,” said Simon. “Wait, those exist?”

I pulled out a Salmon, kissed it, and gave it to Simon. “Go chase down Justin and swap this out for the Grover Cleveland.”

He took it and ran off.

Good boy.

I pulled on a bikini and laced up some heels and then turned to Ghostie. “Is everything all set for Operation Save Ash?”

He nodded. “Yup. I just got word from Teddybear that the yacht is fueled and ready to go.”

“Perfect! Shall we?” I held my arm out for him so he could escort me down to the limo.

But he didn’t take my arm. “There’s actually one more thing.”

My eyes dropped to the outline of his cock in his dress pants. “I guess there’s time for that, you naughty boy.”

“That’s not what I’m talking about.”

“I get it, Ghostie. You’ve been stressed.” I played with the strap of my bikini. “And I haven’t properly unstressed you in a couple days.”

“That’s not…”

I grabbed his erection through his pants. “I’ve been a very bad girl, neglecting you.” I bit my lip as I stared at him. “Do you want me to bend over so you can spank me?” I really loved when Ghostie was rough with me.

He groaned but gently removed my hand from his growing erection.

Ghostie had never denied me. Ever. And I knew he wanted me, I felt it. “Do you not like my new bikini?” Actually, it was probably the shoes. Ghostie and Teddybear hadn’t been listening when I said asymmetric shoes were a new trend. “Maybe we should go shopping again!”

“There’s no time for that, Chastity.”

“There’s always time for my two favorite things - shopping and blowjobs. I can give you road head on the way over to Odegaard!”

He pressed his lips together as he stared at me. “I don’t think you understand the severity of the situation.”

“It’s okay if you explode all over me in the car. I’m in dire need of a facial. And I’m sure Justin will understand. He’s my new favorite person.”

“I’m not talking about my dick. I’m talking about your actual favorite person - Ash.”

“Right. Ash is still at the top of my list. But Ghostie, we’ve been worrying about her all night. I’m much more concerned about you and your needs.” And mine. Mostly mine.

He growled at me.

There we go. I went to bend over but he grabbed my wrist to stop me. “I did something. And I think you’ll be pleased.”

“Oh. My. God. You finally got a Prince Albert?!”

“I didn’t get my dick pierced.”

But the way he was reaching towards his pants really made it seem like he was about to pull out his perfect, and now pierced, cock.

My heart sank when he reached into his pocket instead. He pulled out a small plastic case.

“Oooh! Is that the vibrating butt plug that I had in my Amazon cart?” I lightly shoved his arm. “Ghostie, you’re too good to me. Also…does this mean we’re about to try anal?”

“Not right now.” He opened the case and produced a single earbud.

Well that didn’t look like any fun. I pouted at him.

“I was able to fly high enough with my second drone to avoid the magnetic field around the banana king’s penthouse. I dropped a matching earbud right into Ash’s lap. For a second I thought she was gonna freak out and chuck it off the roof, but somehow she actually knew to put it in her ear.”

“Ghostie, you’re a genius!” I threw my arms around him and gave him a big kiss on the cheek.

He wrapped his arms around me too.

I loved cock. And shopping. But he knew that it was just a distraction because I was so worried about Ash.

“Thank you,” I whispered into his ear.

He grunted in response.

I stepped back, put the earbud into my ear, and hit the little button to turn it on. “Ash? Are you there?”

“What? Hello? Who’s there!” Ash screamed.

“Shush your beautiful face! It’s me.”



“Chastity? Where are you?” she whispered.

“I’m talking to you through the earbud.”

“What earbud?”

I laughed. “The one in your ear.”

“Oh. Oooooh. Yeah, I found it on my lap. And there’s a hot guy on the other end.”

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